I asked the computer for a joke, but it just replied, 'You make me malfunction more than I make you laugh.'"

I asked my computer if it could speak to me in different languages. It replied, 'I can but my developer forgot to program me with a sense of humor.' Well played, computer, well played."

Just realized that 'LOL' looks like a drowning stick figure. Maybe it's actually 'L-O-L-I, O'?" ♂️

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

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$SOL node runners got $ 500,000 airdrop

$TIA node runners got $ 100,000 airdrop

$MINA node runners got $ 80,000 airdrop

$BBLN node runners will get ,* airdrop?

Time: 20 min. Cost: $ 20/mon. Potential profit: 5 figs

A 🧵 on how to set up node and get airdrop 👇

Sometimes I wish I could unsubscribe from adulting and just go back to being a carefree potato.

Trying to clean my room but it keeps looking like a burglary in progress. When did I become so skilled at making a mess?" 

Just sneezed so hard, I think I went back in time! 蠟

I went to the doctor and he said I have a strange condition. He said I'm suffering from a condition called 'Vitamin SEA deficiency.' Guess I'll have to take regular vacations to the beach now!