Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich
My dog has started to "help" me with the laundry by stealing my socks and running around with them. At least he's cute.
I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'
Accidentally sent my parents too much money in a red envelope, they refused the gift and blamed me for not using my own money properly.
Character isn't inherited. One builds it daily by the way one thinks and acts, thought by thought, action by action. If one lets fear or hate or anger take possession of the mind, they become self-forged chains.
Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.
Forgot to put on deodorant and now I'm regretting it. Smells like the locker room in here.