I asked my dog what's 2 minus 2, and he replied: "Woof!" Needless to say, he's not the best at math.
Breaking News: Scientists have discovered a new species of floating Tacos! They are known for their deliciousness and ability to make anyone instantly happy. Grab your forks and let's go Taco hunting tonight!
Just discovered that my phone automatically corrects "Taco Tuesday" to "Taco Toesday." Now I can't stop picturing little tacos with tiny toes! 禮
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them!
Just tried to take off my mask, forgetting I had a beanie on. Now I look like a superhero with a secret identity AND bad hair!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
藍 Just walked into a spider web and broke three world records: fastest time to flail arms, highest pitch scream, and most uncoordinated run! ♀️️
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me a big hug!"
