Sorry for not answering your call, I was just busy pretending to have a life.
Did you hear about the mathematician's funeral? It was 'finite', but the reception was 'infinite'! 藍
Just witnessed a squirrel stealing someone's slice of pizza and running up a tree like a boss. Pizza Bandit on the loose! ️
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Just learned that "ginger ale" is not actually made from gingers. So disappointed. My dreams of ginger-powered soda have been crushed!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! -yJokes
Did you hear about the math teacher who became a musician? He found the perfect formula and decided to start a band! They only perform cover songs though - they call themselves 'The Sine Waves'!"
