During the war, the walls have ears.

There are virtues that only the rich can afford.

People get rich just because of their generosity. He who renders the greatest service receives the greatest reward

In this dark world, consider only spiritual wealth to be true, for it will never depreciate.

Man lives on earth not to become rich, but to become happy.

— Tonu! shouts the woman at sea. A man rushes towards her. “No, no,” the woman shouts again, “I’m not for you. and that tall blond over there!

• Doctor, tell me, I have the flu?
• Yes!
• Pig?!
• Yes! Only a pig could call an ambulance at 4 am with a temperature of 36.7!

The shortest day is Monday, I didn’t have time to wake up, and it’s already time to leave work.

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