Treat your wife carefully and gently, like a fragile crystal vase. Otherwise, you will get hit on the head with a rough cast-iron frying pan.
My husband was jealous of the computer ... It's strange, he has never been jealous of the stove!
I am looking for a hardy drinking companion to jointly overcome a depressive state on the basis of the complete debilizm of some individuals.
- You bastard! Ruined my whole life! I spent all my youth on you! sobs the girl from the room. Voice from the kitchen: - Daughter, stop talking with a diploma.
The most annoying thing is when you have thought through the dialogue in your head, and your interlocutor does not speak according to the text.
— Oh, honey, look, chairs for dwarfs! “Yeah, you’re probably not ready for children yet…”
The best evidence for the existence of intelligent life forms in the universe is that none of them visit the Earth.