When I die, I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often.
Three most difficult things to do in the world: You can’t count your hair. You can’t wash your eyes with soap. You can’t breathe when your tongue is out. Now please put your tongue back inside.
I am thankful to all who said no to me. It is because of them that I’m doing it myself. — Albert Einstein
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches. — Dita Von Teese.
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. — Albert Einstein
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. — Confucius
Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma, which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. — Steve Jobs
Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. — Soren Kierkegaard
I’m the one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to. — Bob Marley .