Nothing beautifies a person like friendship with one's own head.
Topics: Life • People
Living together means solving problems together that would not have arisen if you had not started living together.
I love people, I love animals. I love neighbors and homeless people. I love washing and vacuuming. What are the pills? Give more.
- Darling, what can I give you?
— All the same, dear — if only automatic transmission, and a digital navigation system.!
My dear "ex", whom I offended with something ... I take my words back ... I came up with new ones!
I almost called my wife the name of my mistress ... I bought a cat called Masha! Everything is great! In the evening I come home, my wife bought a puppy, named Ashot ... I sit smoking ... I think ...
Dear residents! Hot water will be turned off in your house for a week. For a fee, we can also turn off hot water in neighboring houses so that you don't feel so offended.