Just had a staring contest with my reflection. Not gonna lie, I totally lost.

Ever noticed how 'studying' is just 'dying' with an 's' added? Coincidence? I think not!

Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm functioning at full capacity. My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so bear with my incoherent ramblings. ☕️

sunrise

Ever noticed how "studying" is just "dying" with an "S" added? Coincidence? I think not! 

Asked my boss if I could come in late tomorrow. He said, 'Dream on.' I'm not sure why he thinks I have such exciting dreams about the office."

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them! 

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs! ❄️

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!