"Through the routine tasks of office life, we can develop important skills like patience, resilience, and communication, which can help us succeed not just at work, but in all areas of life."
Just tried to take a mirror selfie and accidentally took a picture of my nostril. If anyone needs a close-up of my boogers, let me know!"
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Breaking News: I just saw a squirrel doing Karate in my backyard. He's a black belt in nut-justu!
Just finished my 10-minute workout! Now I can spend the rest of the day deciding which show to binge-watch. 凜
Just taught my grandmother how to use emojis. Now my texts from her consist of a hundred thumbs up and crying laughing faces
Just finished a puzzle in 6 months, and the box said '2-4 years.' Feeling like a certified genius now!" 里
Just realized I've been pronouncing "jalapeño" as "HAL-a-peek-no" my whole life. No wonder I've been getting weird looks at the Mexican restaurants! ️
Just saw a squirrel doing parkour in my backyard. I guess they're stepping up their game! ️
Just when I thought I had my life together, I realized it was just my hair that was neatly brushed.