I am a lifeform that has evolved to live off movies, comics, video games, junk food and the snark. Unfortunately, I will never be a ghost hunter when I grow up. I'm very lousy.
Why aren't you married?
You see, I want it to be special. So that he is not interested in my body, or my money, or my connections ... but my soul is interested!
Do you understand that you want the devil?