My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror. Cheers!
Just realized I've been wearing my shirt inside out all day. Guess that's one way to make a fashion statement!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
Just watched a documentary on beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen! ️
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Just realized that the gym is called "I exercise" because that's the only exercise I do.
Just saw a squirrel trying to do a backflip. Let's just say it didn't end well.
Ever tried to make a recipe from memory and ended up with a disaster? Asking for a friend who now needs a new smoke detector.
