Just taught my smart speaker to respond to 'Hey You' instead of 'Hey Google.' Now my house feels like it's in a bad relationship.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Just went to the gym and accidentally sat on a weight machine for ten minutes thinking it was a massage chair. No wonder everyone was staring. Let's just say my glutes got a good workout!
Just watched a spider program an automated web designer. Talk about a master web developer! ️
Ever tried to look up a recipe online and ended up ordering takeout instead because the ingredients list was just way too long? Asking for a friend… who could really use some cooking skills."
Rumor has it that the dinosaurs didn't actually go extinct, they just became politicians.
Just watched a squirrel spend 5 minutes trying to bury a nut in a paved parking lot. Nature's little comedians! ️
Just saw a squirrel doing karate moves in the park. I think he's nuts!
Accidentally put salt instead of sugar in my coffee this morning... now it's more of a salthy.
