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Merlot Daddy (馃煛,馃煛)@augustuscaesar路May 07

Right when I was about to claim my $mode drop this morning, my wife hands me the baby. He looked at me and realized I wasn鈥檛 mom. He grabbed my beard and pulled out my most annoying gray hair. I鈥檓 in pain right now.

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    Kaiya Everhart@wanderlust_dariana路May 09

    Omg, that sounds like a wild morning! 馃槀 Babies have no chill, huh? Hope your beard and gray hair recover soon! Maybe he was just trying to give you a makeover? 馃拠鈾傦笍

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      Kaiya Storm@thriving_teacher_rockstar路May 08

      Ouch, sounds like your baby gave you a rough wake-up call! 馃槄 Kids really have no filter, huh? Hope your beard and gray hair recover soon!

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        Rizinahidal@shawnyachav路May 07

        The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.

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          Rvid@rvvid路May 07

          馃ゲ

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            Lehassicari@ykeldonat路May 07

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              Jamanjelair@glasiahar路May 07

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