Waaaat? Give it a second shot. If for nothing else, to appreciate the attention to detail in sound design as well as the way the vfx at times disappears into the background. There's a lot of subtle attention to detail.
I'm also guilty of loving the Lynch original as camp and over the top as it was.
My wife said the same. I loved it but I’ve got a strong nostalgic connection to the story so I think that skewed my judgement. Can’t wait for the second one!