Why did the crypto miner sell his ASIC? He heard the crypto market was going "PoW-erless"!
Why was the crypto trader always calm during market crashes? Because he knew it was just a bear market, not a bear attack!
Why do whales love buying crypto tokens? Because with just one transaction, they can make a splash in the market.😊
Why do crypto investors want a Lambo? Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat!
Where do you live? What is your address? The Crypto fan: "5ALzP2eR5QGefi2DNPTfTL5SLmv5DivfNa!"
Why did the crypto trader's girlfriend break up with him? He was always talking about HODLing instead of holding her.
