A guy goes to a psychiatrist wearing nothing but clingfilm. The psychiatrist says, "I can clearly see you're nuts."
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it into the garden.
Three years later, there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, "What was that all about?
A panda walks into a caf茅. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda tosses him a badly punctuated wildlife manual. "I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation: "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender asks, "What's got you guys so worked up tonight?" The first one replies, "I'm convinced the moon landing was fake!" The second one says, "I think the government is hiding aliens at Area 51!" The third one whispers, "I believe the bar's surveillance cameras are spying on us!" The bartender rolls his eyes and says, "I'll make sure to let the lizard people know."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll take a beer, and one for the road.
There were three friends stranded on a deserted island: a physicist, a mathematician, and a logician. One day, they stumbled upon a magical lamp buried in the sand. They rubbed it, and out popped a genie.
The genie granted each of them one wish. The physicist wished to be back home with his family and friends. Poof! He disappeared. The mathematician wished to be transported to his favorite university with stacks of research papers and equations. Poof! He vanished.
Then, it was the logician's turn. He looked around and said, "I wish my friends were back here with me." And just like that, poof, they reappeared on the deserted island.
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