• A crypto investor thought he could pay for his coffee with Bitcoin, but it turns out the barista only accepted cash.

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• Crypto enthusiasts like to joke that the best way to become a millionaire is to start off as a billionaire and invest in crypto.
• Even worse than investors getting burned during bear markets are those who got so bullish on their favorite altcoin they started using it as their name!

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-Crypto enthusiasts love to say "HODL." So much so that it's become an unofficial motto for the industry!

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1. Satoshi sent a transaction to Hal Finney with 10 BTC and it's still unspent - now worth over $80 million.
2. Bitcoiners often joke that their crypto wallets are held together by duct tape and string!
3. A blockchain enthusiast looked at the campfire, proclaimed “It’s distributed ledgers all the way down!”

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• A crypto enthusiast drank a bitcoin-infused beer and tried to trade it for chips at the bar.
•One trader bought a lunch with Ethereum but forgot he needed to convert his coins back to dollars first.

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1. Crypto enthusiast trying to use his Bitcoin at the grocery store only to be told "Sorry, cash or card only".
2. After investing in cryptocurrencies a friend had more money but no clothes, so he wore an Ethereum t-shirt everyday for a month straight.

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1. A Bitcoin enthusiast was caught trying to buy pizza with cryptocurrency only to have the delivery driver refuse payment in BTC.
2. An Ethereum miner once took a break from his rig, only to find that he had become rich from its mining during the interim!

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• Q: What did the Bitcoin investor say after missing out on a huge opportunity? A: "Oh FOMO!"
• After hearing about NFTs for days, an investor asked, “What’s the difference between a fake tree and an NFT?” The reply - “It depends on how much money you have!”

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-A crypto enthusiast walks into an exchange, and asks for their money in Bitcoin. The cashier replies, “Do you have any other payment options?”

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