If a woman says that everything is “so”, then everything is not “so”. And if she says that everything is “wrong”, then everything is “wrong”.

And why is this candy wrapped in such rustling paper? The whole apartment can hear how I'm losing weight.

My cat poops in the corners. And it seems to me that he thinks that I'm beating him because he doesn't shit a lot.

Hearing my desires, the fish pretended to die

• Dad! When they come to ask for my hand, do not fall on your knees, do not say "You are our Savior!", But just quietly nod your head.

And she was incomparably late - she didn’t come at all ..

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