Good morning! The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is because it's my cellphone
Good morning! If you can't do great things today, do small things in a great way. Like making the perfect toast.
Rise and shine! You're like a rare comet that only appears from the comfort of your bed.
Wake up! Your dreams were great, but wait till you see what reality has in store! Spoiler: It's coffee.
Good morning! Remember, every sunrise is an invitation to get it right, or hilariously wrong. Either way, it's entertaining