Breaking News: Scientists have discovered that money can't buy happiness. But I'd still rather cry in a Lamborghini than on a bicycle!
Breaking news: Scientists have discovered a new species of dancing potatoes. Apparently, they do the mash!
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Caption: "When you're trying to be a responsible adult, but Netflix keeps calling your name!
Just ate my weight in chocolate... I think it's safe to say I've achieved my lifelong goal of becoming a human candy bar!"
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution. So, technically, I'm just improving my problem-solving skills!"
Just found out that "LOL" stands for "lots of love." No wonder my grandma has been so affectionate in her text messages!
Just saw a squirrel getting ready for winter by stocking up on acorns... in its tiny shopping cart! Talk about preparing for the nutty season! ️
