A CIA experiment into whether LSDs can control minds. Memes about DeFi. Only collectible on Lens.
Whoever names the Ethereum upgrades is out of control. Engineer asked if I was familiar with Shapella and I said I don't watch standup.
Y'all laughed at my boy, but he didn't blink when SVB went down.
Stop spending money on contract audits. Auditing the Aave v3 contracts cost null.6 million when they could have thrown them into GPT-4 free of charge.
Watching the markets pump while banks keep collapsing like
Circle this morning after putting everyone through 72 hours of pure hell.
Me: I'll never sell. Never.
Me the second it stops going up:
Gm to everyone who wants to build but can't afford testnet ETH.
Thought ChatGPT was scary? Notion AI can do literally everything I do.
When you click approve on the MetaMask popup without reading it or checking the site you're on.
VCs hit me up. I'm raising $150 mil for a fund to invest only in engineers who live like this.