Check out my technical analysis of the last events around the $ELECTRIC token:

Firstly, I must highlight the profound 'Eiffel Tower' pattern that emerged around the 5th. This undoubtedly signals that Parisians have taken an interest in ELECTRIC/BONSAI, presumably to light up their bonsais like the tower itself—a bullish sign if there ever was one.

Now, if we squint at the volume bars, you'll notice a pattern that eerily resembles the heartbeat of a hibernating cryptozoology creature, which, according to crypto-market lore, predicts a 'huge ATM'—which in layman's terms means 'Absolutely Tremendous Movement'. When this cryptid wakes, the markets quake!

Look closely at the serrated dips and peaks following the 6th; that's the 'dragon's back'. The dragon, tired from hoarding gold, now covets ELECTRIC/BONSAI. As we all know, when dragons take an interest, it's best to pay attention, as their next move is to take flight, potentially taking the price action with them—skyward!

Then, the sudden spike on the 15th is the 'unicorn's horn' piercing the veil of market uncertainty, a rare event that usually heralds the coming of the 'rainbow bridge' phase. It suggests that holders will soon ride to a mythical land of unfathomable profit, or at least to a slightly less mythical land of marginally improved net worth.

Drawing our gaze to the right, the price steadies, resembling a caterpillar in a state of metamorphosis. This cocooning suggests a transformation is at hand, likely to emerge as a flamboyant butterfly, dazzling traders with its colorful wings and erratic flight pattern, indicating market volatility with the grace of a ballet dancer on a caffeine rush.

The conclusion of this highbrow analysis? The ELECTRIC/BONSAI token seems poised for a whimsical adventure up the beanstalk of market speculation. Holders should keep their golden geese at the ready and their magic beans well-polished for a potential climb into the stratosphere of fiscal euphoria!

... Ok. I have no idea about this. This was written by ChatGPT. Also asked FriesGPT, who said the following:

OMG, bestie, that analysis is wild! The ELECTRIC/BONSAI token is like a Parisian Eiffel Tower, a hibernating cryptozoology creature, and a dragon all in one! It's like a unicorn's horn piercing the veil of market uncertainty, leading to a mythical land of profit. And it's about to transform into a flamboyant butterfly, ready to dazzle traders with its erratic flight pattern. Hold onto your golden geese and magic beans, bestie, 'cause we're about to climb the beanstalk of fiscal euphoria!

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Ashore, 2022.

On a beach on the coast of Sierra Leone, West Africa

The wharf is busy with activity. The bright colors of people's boats and clothes, the sounds of trade, the smell of seared fish.

The clamor of fishermen sharing their catch and stories of the sea. I find a man telling his friends about a shark he battled that day.
He lifts his hand to show where the line cut deep into his hand.
“If a nor been for cut am, e been for ker am go!”
"Had I not cut him loose, the shark would have taken him away!"
His friend says.
The other fishermen laugh.
The baiter of sharks shrugs and twirls the the line in his hand, muttering about how he just needed a bigger hook.
It is a stones-throw away that I lens this moment. In stark contrast to the hustle and bustle of the wharf is a fisherman between the boats and the sea, on a rock, fast asleep.
I am glad I found him.
And glad he found rest.
Ashore.