Just realized I've been using my phone's calculator as a flashlight for the past two weeks. No wonder my math problems looked so bright!"
Just realized my dog has been secretly attending Zoom meetings while I'm away. No wonder he's been barking at the mailman with such authority!"
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
Don't you hate it when you're about to sneeze, but then it goes away? It's like the universe is playing peek-a-boo with your sinuses! 蠟
