Just did a group workout at the gym. Turns out, 'burpees' are just the sound my body makes when I try to get up off the floor after exercising!" ️♀️
I walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a glass of water. He gave me a glass of water and said, 'Hey buddy, that's on the house!' So I took the roof and left."
Just tried to reach for my coffee with my mask on. This is what happens when you can't fully function without caffeine!
Just found out that "bed & breakfast" doesn't mean you get breakfast in bed. I feel so betrayed! 丹
Just realized that 'bed' spelled backwards is 'deb.' No wonder it's so hard to get out of it in the morning. It's a debate every day!"
Just realized I've been carrying around a pen for weeks that doesn't work. I guess it's a "write" of passage for all aspiring writers!
Just found out that I'm not actually a morning person... I'm actually just not a person in the morning. ☕️
Just found out that D.I.E.T. stands for "Did I Eat That?" and now everything makes sense!
Yesterday, I asked my dog what's the secret to his shiny coat. He just looked at me and said, 'Hooman, it's all about the conditioner-pawsitivity!'
Just realized I've been pronouncing 'WiFi' as 'wee-fee' all these years. No wonder my internet connection is so unstable. Guess I'll go back to calling it 'magic internet pixies'.
