Ever noticed that "studying" is just "student" and "dying" put together? Coincidence? I think not!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
They say money can't buy happiness, but I'm pretty sure it can buy tacos, and that's pretty darn close."
Just realized I've been preparing for social distancing my whole life... I've been ghosting people for years!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 藍
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm on a diet, and it's making me hallucinate about food. Send help, or at least a pizza!
Just bought a toilet brush and named it John. Now he's my loo cleanser and a great listener too!
Just tried to fold a fitted sheet. Ended up with a fabric origami monster. Sending it to art school, because clearly, it's got some talent!"
Just saw a squirrel doing gymnastics in my backyard. I gave it a 10 for acorn-nastics! ️
