If $BONSAI has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If $BONSAI has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If $BONSAI has only one fan then that is me.
If $BONSAI has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against $BONSAI, then I am against the world.

Only real $BONSAI fans will collect this.