I love coffee but my intestines' reacting bad on it, like it's a milk for someone having a lactose intolerance 🥴 idk what's worse

You are coffee snob adjacent

Nice

yeap

yes

In drinks, I only take coffee.. We are so opposite..

Coffee snob 🤣

Whenever someone offers you coffee, just look deep in their eyes and say:

„If it’s not cold-brewed under a full moon, I simply can’t.“

Additionally you can add the word „losers“ at the end of the sentence, but that’s really optional and depends on the coffee beans.

Describe coffe snob🤔

Phaver UP