Gm✨buying cat memecoins just because they’re cute 🐱🥹
@hackerthecat tries to stop me :D
Girl math is having an ‘oh shit’ moment when you’re at lunch and remember you forgot your cash at home, so now the meal isn’t ‘free’ anymore because you have to pay with your credit card!
sometimes i feel I’m not a girl, not yet a woman like Britney Spears 🥹
the only difference is Britney was 20 yo wen she wrote that song and i’m 33
Age difference = my current age - Britney's age when she wrote the song
Age difference = 33 - 20
Age difference = 13
Therefore, the fun girl math equation is:
Jessy feeling like "not a girl, not yet a woman" with a 13-year age difference from Britney Spears! 🥲
Don’t mind me
Winning a shoe lottery makes me feel like I’ve won the actual lottery (even though I have to pay for the shoes 😅)
